The Black Thumb Elixir of Doom

Or how I saved a bunch of money using tips from 1970's gardening books. You know those books. They were advertised on TV right after the William Shatner K-Tel album of the day.

Yep, we can vouch for the recipe we printed on the sprayer. The (formerly thriving and now dead) weeds in the dooryard were coated about 4 hours prior to the photo.

I love it when a plan comes together. Oh, wait, that was the '80s.